wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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