I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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