marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
