I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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