I look better un-naked...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
