I wanna bring you to show and tell
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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