It's like God shit irony all over that family
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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