I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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