Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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