Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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