we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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