Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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