is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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