I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
