I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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