I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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