Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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