the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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