You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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