Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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