I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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