I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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