I want to have your abortion
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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