C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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