I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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