Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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