Can Purell be used as lube?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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