We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
This is classic penis vs brain.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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