No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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