walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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