so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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