ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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