I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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