I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it hurts more in the daytime
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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