he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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