Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The cops high fived after they tackled you
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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