I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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