hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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