I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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