$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
