I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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