Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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