Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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