Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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