Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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