Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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