your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I currently don't understand fingers.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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