I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
