Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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