sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
