I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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