Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We're too hungover to prance.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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