I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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