captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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