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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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