It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So many bounce houses so little time
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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