Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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