I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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